Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
totally unfounded, and the result of delusional “spin” assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims its ego. Why do you hate freedom?
Q How many people in Marin County does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Silly! They don’t screw in light bulbs in Marin County — they
screw in hot tubs.
Q. How many Floridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don’t know for sure, they’re still counting.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw
Q: How many net.poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, fish are through the of my conciousness,
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.
These are a few of my favorites, courtesy of the ultimate lightbulb joke collection.